This is a quiz I stumbled upon, and I decided to do it.

My name is Cat.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Cream of Cat.
Mustve had some strange dream that involved hammers.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Give the Dog a Cat.
They don't like me.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Cat, take me away.
What? I love myself.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
The Home of Cat.
Ohhhhh myyyyyyy.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
You too can have a Cat like mine
So get your own. I'm down the street.

6. To someone you dislike?
Is a Cat in you?
I don't know WHAT got you pregnant, I swear!

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
To our members, we're the fourth emergency Cat.
And my fourth cat has an emergency.


8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Get the door, it's Cat.
They just dont like to let people in their home.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Cat with the hole.
OHHHHHHH MAAAH GOOODDDDDD xD

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
If you like a lot of Cat on your biscuit, join our club.
Not too much though.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Come to life.Come to Cat.
I don't get it.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Nothing sucks like a Cat.
I agreed?

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Reach out and touch Cat.
Do that and I bite all the rest of your toes off.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The non-sticky sticky Cat
IM SO STICKYYYY

15. Your last words before you die...
Theyre yummy for your cat.
That means eat me. Im tasty.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Cat
I'll pass.

17. Title of this post will be...
It takes a tough man to make a tender Cat.
Yeah. Keep f***ing that Cat. [link]